Jeff: Hi! I presume you are the cubmaster…I have some kids who would like to join Cub Scouts with Pack 232, would you be willing to introduce me and them to their den leaders?
Rob: absolutely! But just so you know, they are all volunteers and they have very peculiar names.
jeff: are they hard to remember?
Rob: not really, Who is lions, What is Tigers and I Don’t Know is wolves
Jeff: That’s what we want to find out.
Rob: I said Who is Lions, What is Tigers, I Don’t Know is Wolves.
jeff: Are you the cubmaster?
Rob: Yes.
Jeff: And you don’t know the leader’ names?
Rob: Well I should.
Jeff: Well then who is Lions?
Rob: Yes.
Jeff: I mean the Lions leader’s name.
Rob: Who.
Jeff: The Lion’s leader.
Rob: Who.
Jeff: The Lion’s leader.
Rob: Who.
Jeff: The person leading the Lions…
Rob: Who is the Lions leader!
Jeff: I’m asking YOU who is the Lion’s leader.
Rob: That’s his name.
Jeff: That’s who’s name?
Rob: Yes.
Jeff: That’s who?
Rob: Yes.
PAUSE
Jeff: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name who is the Lions leader.
Rob: No. What is the Tigers leader.
Jeff: I’m not asking you who’s the Tigers leader.
Rob: Who is the Lions leader.
Jeff: One leader at a time!
Rob: Well, don’t change the leaders around.
Jeff: I’m not changing nobody!
Rob: Take it easy, sir.
Jeff: I’m only asking you, who’s the Lions leader?
Rob: That’s right.
Jeff: Ok.
PAUSE
Jeff: What is the Lions leader?
Rob: No. What is the Tigers Leader.
Jeff: I’m not asking you who’s the Tigers Leader.
Rob: Who is the Lions Leader.
Jeff: I don’t know.
Rob: That’s our Wolves leader, we’re not talking about him.
Jeff: Now how did I get to Wolves?
Rob: You mentioned his name.
Jeff: What is Lions?
Rob: What is Tigers.
Jeff: I don’t know.
Rob: He’s Wolves.
Jeff: There I go, back to Wolves!
PAUSE
Jeff: Look, you gotta Bears leader?
Rob: Sure.
Jeff: The Bears leader’s name?
Rob: Why.
Jeff: I just thought I’d ask you.
Rob: Well, I just thought I’d tell ya.
Jeff: Then tell me who’s the Bears leader.
Rob: Who is the Lions leader
Jeff: I’m not… I want to know what’s the guy’s name for Bears?
Rob: No, What is Tigers.
Jeff: I’m not asking you who is Tigers.
Rob: Who is Lions!
Jeff: I don’t know.
Rob & Jeff Together: Wolves!
PAUSE
Jeff: The Bears leader’s name?
Rob: Why.
Jeff: Because!
Rob: Oh, that’s our Webelos leader.
PAUSE
Jeff: Look, you got an Arrow of Light leader?
Rob: Sure.
Jeff: The arrow of light’s leader name?
Rob: Tomorrow.
Jeff: You don’t want to tell me today?
Rob: I’m telling you now.
Jeff: Then go ahead.
Rob: Tomorrow
Jeff: What time?
Rob: What time what?
Jeff: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who is the Arrow of Light leader?
Rob: Now listen. Who is not the Arrow of Light Leader.
Jeff: I’ll go nuts if you say who is Lions! I want to know what’s the Arrow of Light’s leader name?
Rob: What is Tigers.
Jeff: I don’t know.
Rob & Jeff Together: Wolves!
PAUSE
Jeff: Do you have a name?
Rob: Certainly.
Jeff: Your name?
Rob: Today.
Jeff: Today, and tomorrow is arrow of light.
Rob: Now you’ve got it.
Jeff: All we got is a couple of days in this Pack!
PAUSE
Jeff: So if my scout asks me to join Lions I tell them to talk to who?
Rob: Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right.
Jeff: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!
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